Review: The Second Mango and Climbing the Date Palm by Shira Glassman

I really have no idea how to start this (seriously, this opening has had multiple failed attempts plus weird, frustrated placeholder text :P) soooo a) I’m doing a book review! b) it has lots of queer representation! and ladies! and dragons! although there’s really only one dragon (is that a spoiler? I think it might be, with enough sleuthing skills) c) head below the cut for as spoiler-free a review as I can do of the first two books in the Mangoverse fantasy series by Shira Glassman.

The cutest cutes that ever cuted.

I’m not reviewing a comic so finding a read more image is slightly harder but luckily the author loves cute art of her characters so here are two of the series’ leads, Shula and Aviva, drawn by Tumblr user nobunaganoran.

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Review: The Transformers: Robots in Disguise #33

Normally this would have some kind of really clever title, but I think I’m getting sick (again!) and this is an honest to goodness review, not one of my discussion posts (not that the two are really that separate?). Plus, “Starscream’s Legs” is probably not the most illustrative title this could have. But, below the cut, find a rather spoiler-laden review of an awesome issue of, and good jumping on and/or catch-up point for, IDW’s current Transformers comics. 🙂

Note: Oh, wow. This turned into kind of a lot about Starscream. Densely packed, well done issue though, so it makes sense. Extra kudos to John Barber and Sarah Stone. 🙂

Did I seriously have to clarify twice that it's not just plotting and scheming feelings being expressed there? And, yes, that question is indeed rhetorical.

I think Starscream is as pleased with this issue as I am. Also, well, prepare to be punched in the feelings, because, knowing the contents of the issue, I take that smile partly as his very characteristic scheme-y smirk, but also an expression of him being genuinely excited and happy about who’s back. And not just for plot-y reasons.

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Review: Catwoman (2011-) #25 – Zero Year

I actually bought an issue of New 52 Catwoman yesterday … and am going to recommend that you do the same.

Yes, I may be tired of Catwoman in peril and Catwoman contorted unnaturally covers. Just maybe.

A cat-tastiic Catwoman cover and only those with flexible spines are actually contorted.

Given your feelings on how Catwoman has been handled since the reboot, you are either thinking “Why would I need any encouragement to do that?” or wondering what exactly could cause me to make such a statement and whether or not I’m ‘really’ sure that’s what I want to say. In which case, yes, yes, it is.

There does seem to be some slight wackyness, but she 'is' ziplining in a superstorm and only her upper body is really supported.

Still no wacky contortions, although several statements that will become important later on in this review.

Now, my recommendation is not without some reservations but if you have missed having someone you can recognize as Catwoman and can afford it, please give DC your vote of approval by purchasing a digital or print copy of this issue. If not, and you are interested in reading it, then find a way, even if you cannot give your financial vote in support of the writing and art on this issue of Catwoman.


Originally, I had planned on giving Catwoman’s Zero Year issue a cursory flip-through and then moving on, since it seemed more promising than the regular New 52 fare for her but I did not have particularly high hopes since it was still in the New 52 DC universe with its particular editorial mandates, aesthetics, and continuity, but I was so impressed by it that I ended up purchasing it (after giving it a very thorough flip through and tearing up a bit over having a recognizable Catwoman back and several nods at her previous continuity).

Plus, presenting herself as a "present" is also problematic as regards representation of sex workers.

Now if she just hadn’t stolen that dress off of a working girl passed out drunk in a back room, because even if she put her gold outfit on her instead, that’s still not okay.

On a second, proper read-through, some problems do stick out, and I will get to those, but this issue ‘is’ an enjoyable, coherent read and an enjoyable and also recognizable take on Catwoman and a Catwoman-type story. The Catwoman here does remind me very much of the very young Selina from post-crisis, pre-New52 continuity when she first began living on the streets and having to add more nuance to her views on morality (as well as try to survive when she did not quite have the skills or experience and quickly got in over her head). This is both good and bad since while transferring that type of characterization onto an older version of Selina is not necessarily a problem (and she is given wonderfully engaging emotions and expressions by artist Aaron Lopresti), this Selina also has the skills of a much older and more experienced previous continuity Selina.

And, yes, it takes her 'one' page to take down three armed assailants. With no previous experience.

Maybe she just has divinely given whip powers?

And that is a problem when this Selina explicitly states that she is not Catwoman, that she is not a master thief, and that she has never used a whip before, and she only has climbing gear because it happened to be in a backpack she spontaneously stole off someone earlier in the day/story. And yet she knows exactly what each of the items in the backpack is, can use the grappling hook, rope, and a police baton to scale a building (in a severe storm), take down two armed guards who she failed to get the jump on, sneak into the building, disguise herself and successfully pass (until she is literally caught spying at a keyhole in a backroom) in behaviour and speech as a member of high society, use a (rather long) whip not just at all but to execute very tricky moves successfully and without injuring herself, engage in physical combat in high heels, bind multiple combatants, and then get back out of the building without getting caught and with all of her loot in tow, again in a severe storm.


I love Catwoman and I am so happy to see her again and in a coherent, concise adventure, but as much as I enjoyed this issue and the visual and narrative nods at the previous Catwoman, those nods just don’t quite make sense with Selina’s previous background and origins removed and with what is explicitly told to us in this issue about her abilities and experience. But I am also aware that this story is meant to be in current continuity and that it can at most slightly tweak what came before it, especially since this creative team was only on this single issue, so a restore to her previous characterization and character origins (which actually make for a very cool, compelling story if you can find all the right issues and get them put in order or if you go here and enjoy someone else having done the work for you 🙂 ) was not exactly in the cards. And it also means including and referring to things such as Selina’s possible kleptomania, which is a creation of her first writer in the New 52, Judd Winick, and not a trait the character previously had, her stealing having originated as a means to provide for herself out on the streets and later, once she resumes thievery under the guise of Catwoman, to provide her a change of employment and new means of supporting herself and those under her care.

She is Catwoman, after all, not Magpie.

This really easily could have been changed so that her motivation is based in her own specific morality, not in kleptomania.

So, a number of the problems in this issue are down to the current continuity it must operate in, although it likely would have been possible to tweak the writing and art in order to still pull off the same story but with more sense as to what happens (such as Selina’s unusually good skill with the whip being toned down to fortuitous first-timer’s luck in how and where it hits), but some of them are problems not unique to New 52 Catwoman or the New 52 in general.

Of course, this could just be an orgy or something, but, again, that does note equate to villainy or depravity by default.

More of the lovely art aaaaand … decorative working girls. And a Selina about to steal the dress of the girl passed out on the sofa.

I know a number of people like to believe that Selina’s history as a sex worker and confirmed kinky person in the post-crisis, pre-New52 continuity was undone during that continuity (which it was not) and that a number of people have also expressed positive sentiments regarding her having no history of sex work in the New 52, but leaving that aside, regardless of whether or not Selina is a former sex worker in the new continuity, sex work and BDSM can and should still be treated respectfully. And that is not what happens here.

She only says "weird," which I could let pass, but this sequence is about showing how depraved the antagonist and his guests are and how terrible of people they are. Just replace that top dialogue box with commentary about having a costume ball in the middle of a crisis instead. And ditch the decorative sex workers from the previous page.

She only says “weird,” which I could let pass, but this sequence is about showing how depraved the antagonist and his guests are and how terrible of people they are. Just replace that top dialogue box with commentary about having a costume ball in the middle of a crisis instead. And ditch the decorative sex workers from the previous page.

It may not be “terrible” in comparison to other handlings of kinky and working people but there is also no reason to use sex workers and BDSM as visual and narrative code for “the bad guy really is a bad guy and these are terrible people the hero(ine) is surrounded by,” especially as the issue already gives us plenty of proof as to how cold, uncaring, and cruel the antagonist of this story is.

Also note that this is a small scale, local business grocers, not a chain store.

Real estate magnate’s party and the opportunity to wield wanton cruelty > a neighbourhood in Gotham having ‘rationed’ amounts of food, clean water, medicine, and batteries that already won’t be enough.

And using them as code for that implies that sex workers and BDSM and BDSM practitioners are inherently bad and terrible. That is ‘not’ an okay sentiment to perpetrate, so, please, creative types involved in making comics and tv shows and other media, stop it with the decorative sex workers and “scary”/”weird” BDSM. Include sex workers and kink and kinky people (and guess what? there’s overlap) in your stories, please, but include them as ‘people’ with their own experiences and stories to tell and not as set decoration or as shorthand for moral degeneration, sin, and evil.

And as for something that Selina could use as a whip and conveniently have right with her, why not a length of the rope she already had in her bag when she first set foot on the building? Or a belt from one of the guards she knocked out? It would be an even stronger nod to previous continuity and also avoid furthering the “the bad guy is a bad guy because kinky and sex worker things happen in his back rooms” thread of narrative implications.


So, again, the comic is not without its problems but it does present a Selina with her own personal moral code and desire to defend the disadvantaged against those more privileged and less caring and those are classic Catwoman traits and something to encourage DC to give us more of.

Don't ask me how she carried away that many batteries along with all her other gear in one little backpack while ziplining in the storm of the century though.

Catwoman, protectress of the East End and her fellow forgotten, or at least someone close to her.

All images used in this post are property of DC Comics and are used for review purposes.

Review: Sex Criminals #1 (2013)

Shouldn’t a comic series and a (first) issue dealing with female sexuality be written by a woman? And, even if one is BDSM friendly, shouldn’t the flogger on the cover be cause for concern? The answers are no and no. My personal headache in the form of E.L. James’ 50 Shades trilogy should be enough to answer both of those questions but continue on below the cut for my review of the first issue of Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky’s Sex Criminals.

Warnings for some slight spoilers and potential NSFW content below the cut. Also …

The most embarrassing thing about picking this up to look at in the comics store was the male clerk thinking I had picked it up by accident and was embarrassed to be looking at a "naughty" book.

I have great appreciation for the hilarity of this back cover.

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Review: Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Episode 1 (2013)

This review is delayed due to life stresses and a shortage of spoons (and a need for people to send me winning lotto tickets), but I am here to tell you that SHIELD is the NSA. Not literally of course, but there are disconcerting parallels and a way of narrative structuring that make the show highly uncomfortable to watch and that make it difficult to root for the title group, even without added issues relating to race and class.

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Review: The To-Do List (2013)

Since a spoiler-free review really would not do justice to what was so great about the film and why I want to recommend and discuss it, warnings for slight (and more) spoilers ahead. If you have not seen the movie yet and do not want to have anything revealed ahead of time, please skip the “read more” cut and this post. Otherwise, read on for a list of some highlights from the film in terms of representations of gender and sexuality.

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